My Evil Twin
In the last few months, I’ve had scads of people tell me I look like comedian Jim Gaffigan. Apparently I need to get out more – because up until a… Read more
Mac Attack!
Saw Fleetwood Mac in concert last night. First time ever. I scored some tix at the last minute. It was awe-inspiring. Jaw-dropping. I forgot how many of their tunes were… Read more
BEEEEEEEESKEEEEEEEETS!
I love southern accents. I love them more than anything else in the South. Nothing makes me happier than a lazy drawl or desperate diphthong. When I was in Tennessee,… Read more
Dollywood – Part Two
One of the things I quickly learned about the deep south is everything is “country-fried”. Country-fried oatmeal. Country-fried lettuce. It doesn’t matter what it is … just cover it with… Read more
Dollywood – Part One
Slowly but surely, I’m crossing things off my “to-do” list. It’s a lengthy, but attainable list, mind you. For instance, here are some of the biggies … *Win an Emmy…. Read more
When Friends Collide …
Know what I hate? When my friends become friends with my other friends. (Got that?) It’s like worlds colliding! Frankly, that pisses me off. I keep my friend categories VERY… Read more
Fifty is nifty!
Tamie Platt is the co-owner of the ad agency that gainfully employs me. In fact, she’s the one who hired me. I interviewed not once, not twice, but thrice before… Read more
Start spreading the news …
I have seen the movie “9 To 5” roughly 111,410 times. I can recite every line verbatim. It’s my own personal “Rocky Horror Picture Show”. When I was 11 years… Read more
Farmer Ted
In NY, there are bars where you go and people watch. And then there are bars where you go to see and be seen. The Blue Fin is one of… Read more