Don’t ask … just watch this.  If you stay up at night watching infomercials, you’ll appreciate this.  If you don’t … you should start. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWHlvtWhum0 It’s a wonder I didn’t… Read more

I’m doing auditions today at my place of gainful employment.  I’m desperately trying to find new talent for commercials.  That’s what directors/casting people like me do.  People traipse in off… Read more

                                            I hate taking pills or any other alleged… Read more

Because I have the coolest gig on the face of the earth, I get to work with some of the coolest people on the face of the earth.  Take Ethan… Read more

In case you were wondering, Gordon Ramsay is not nearly as threatening or intimidating as he comes across on TV. In fact, when I met him recently, he was downright… Read more

Up until a month ago I had basic cable.  15 channels to choose from … and I was just fine with it.  I never really watched TV that much except… Read more

It’s funny because it’s true!  It’s true because … well, just trust me. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoIsPZAgck

You haven’t really lived until you’ve dropped your cell phone in to the toilet.  It’s quite the rush, believe me.  Considering that my cell phone was immersed for less than… Read more

My parents cannot comprehend the fact that I vote Democratic.  “We did NOT raise you to be a Democrat,” they malign.  Of course, I quickly counter with the fact that… Read more

Occasionally, I am completely dumbfounded by something.  Since I have a short fuse and an even shorter attention span, something has to be JAW-dropping before I’ll sit up and take… Read more