Ladies Night … Circa 1977
I am forever preoccupied with female cartoon superheroes. Always have been … always will be. And not just superheroes either – it’s really any sort of femme fatale, larger-than-life heroine. … Read more
Realicious
Little known fact … back before reality tv stars were all that … yours truly made it to the semi-finals of one of the seasons of “The Real World”. Unfortunately,… Read more
Kari Fajen
I work with Kari Fajen. Kari has yearned to be a reality TV show star since, well, birth. She’s tried out for countless shows and countless shows have summarily dismissed… Read more
Hawaii — Day 6: No, this is NOT a foreign country.
Being in Hawaii is like being in a United Colours of Benetton advertisement. In Kansas, everyone is white. Perpetually white. Here you see every race, creed, origin and ethnic background… Read more
Hawaii — Day 5: The Bromance Is Over
Typically, when I travel w/ my good friend Eric, we’re ready to kill each other by Day 5. In Puerto Vallarta, we nearly became homicidal maniacs by the third day. … Read more
Hawaii — Day 4: The Sabbath
Hawaii has officially kicked my ass. It’s slightly after 1pm and I have yet to even shower. I’ve stumbled from bed to couch to lanai and back to bed. I… Read more
Hawaii — Day 3: Culture and Commerce
Not that it comes as a big surprise, but tourism is the #1 industry in Hawaii. (Agriculture is #3 … just behind the military. Figures.) I have spent more money… Read more
Hawaii — Day 2: Back To Nature
Because the ocean surrounds the Hawaiian isles, the weather is temperamental at best. In the span of six seconds, I have gone from being completely dry to soaked to the… Read more
Hawaii – Day 1: Be as touristy as humanly possible
Since setting foot on the Hawaiian isles, one of the very first things I wanted to do — besides getting lei’d – is visit Pearl Harbor. Well, Day 1 –… Read more
Resolve This!
It’s January 3rd. Most people have given up on their insipid resolutions by now. I, myself, haven’t even started on any of mine – not that I had any to… Read more