And He Does His Little Turn On the Catwalk …
My good friend Jeremy is a male model in NY. He has the chiseled jaw and chiseled pecs of a Greek Adonis. I hate him. (Back-story ahead …) Many, many… Read more
I surf. You surf. We all surf for whatnot.
Okay, so I blog. You’re reading it right now. Riveting, huh? But I always wondered – who the heck READS these things? Clients? Friends? Romans? Countrymen? And, more importantly, HOW… Read more
Not My Friend Flicka
I have a freakish and completely irrational fear of horses. It’s called equinophobia … and, believe me, it’s caused relentless teasing by my family and co-workers. It’s also caused me… Read more
Lisa Donnelly
You may not know the name Lisa Donnelly … well, not yet anyway. But, believe me, Donnelly’s voice is a force to be reckoned with! And the singer is this… Read more
Rockin’ Wednesday = Draggin’ Thursday!
When someone says, “Let’s go to a concert on Wednesday” – you should probably think twice. Now if you’re in your 20’s … a Wednesday evening concert is fine. But… Read more
M2: Godfather
I am a Godparent. Not by choice or anything. I accepted under duress … and I was drunk at the time. True story. Four years ago, my dear friend Kiki… Read more
Hoedown vs. Hoot’nanny – Part II
When we last left the Hinterlands, I was detailing the highlights of my recent trip to rural Missouri (pronounced MizzzerrrRAH up yonder). But somehow I failed to mention some of… Read more
Hoedown vs. Hoot’nanny — Part I
My dear friend Laura Booth got married over the weekend. In Milan, Missouri. Which is – I kid you not – in the middle of nowhere. I know that because… Read more
Ring My Bell!
Well, it’s official. I’m the most popular boy in the whole school. I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”. I didn’t even… Read more
My Editor is on His Period—Again!
I heart my editor. I really do. He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary. I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s skillfully mastered… Read more