The Blonde Leading The Blonde
For fun, I just put Anna Nicole Smith in to my Yahoo search engine … I got 35 million hits. I kid you not … 35 million hits in .08… Read more
You’re HUGE in Poughkeepsie!
The ad agency I work for makes school commercials that blanket more than 75% of the country. That’s not too shabby for a company that started a mere decade ago… Read more
Danny Glover
I had dinner with Danny Glover at some recent charity event. Save the children? Save the whales? Oh, who knows. Can I just tell you one thing? Danny Glover has… Read more

Sarah McLachlan
Moons ago … and, I mean, MOONS ago … I used to be a bit player on a morning radio show. (Note: I look about 12 years old in the… Read more
When The Fit Hits The Tan!
Ever since I had a Basal Cell Carcinoma scare a while back, my sorry ass has stayed out of the sun. We are talking a complete aversion to any sort… Read more
Jennifer and Kathryn — My BFF’s!
The older I get, the more I realize I have less and less time to cater and pander to me. I blame my friends. They have helped mold me in… Read more
GO GOOGLE YOURSELF!
I recently Google’d myself. (Every time I read that it makes me giggle because it sounds dirty.) Boy, it’s amazing what dirt you can turn up on yourself courtesy of… Read more
Go To Hell! Go Straight To Hell! Do Not Pass Go! Do Not Collect $200.
My fourth-grade teacher, Mrs. Howard, is the single coolest person I’ve ever known. Sorry, JLo … it’s true. Way back in the early 80’s, Phyllis Howard was duly influencing young… Read more
Oh, Boy! Koi!
I’ve got two Japanese Koi at work … Shillelagh and Shenanigan. Okay, Irish-Japanese Koi. I’ve become very attached to them since rescuing them from a nearly frozen pond at my… Read more