As if the furor over GQ‘s latest magazine cover (featuring scantily-clad Glee’ers) isn’t enough, now Playgirl is getting in on the action.   Man, if the Parents Television Council wasn’t in arms before, they’re probably gonna have a stroke over this one.

Seems Playgirl has ponied up a whopping $100,000 for several of the Glee studmuffins to take it off.  And you’ll note I didn’t say take it ALL off either.  Apparently, the offer doesn’t necessarily mandate full nudity.

Any guesses on which guy or guys the magazine is willing to shell out six figures?

Turns out it’s not who you think.  There’s a standing offer to both Mark Salling (who plays bad boy Puck) and Chord Overstreet (Glee‘s new hunky blonde quarterback).

Wait … what about the oh-so adorkable Matthew Morrison and Cory Monteith?  Yeah, there’s an offer there too … albeit not six figures allegedly.  Ouch!

And we’re also hearing the $100,000 offer is a helluva lot more than Bristol Palin’s babydaddy, Levi Johnston got.

Now if you’re a true Gleek, you know that Salling has his shirt off in every other scene.  And newbie Overstreet had a shower scene two weeks ago that was gratuitous by every stretch of the imagination.  They seem like the perfect choices, yes?

Wrong!

Matthew Morrison has a body of death, people.  You can’t tell because he’s always wearing tweed vests.   But in a recent summer edition of Vogue, Morrison was casually unbuttoned and ripped to shreds.  To shreds.  I hate him.

We’ll see if any of them actually drop trou and get nekkid.  Playgirl is hopeful.   Of course, they also have a standing offer to any of the Chilean miners to show their assets for $10,000 a pop.  Mine picks not included … or are they?