I know a lot of people … and they all work in a vast array of industries.  I know a guy who designs golf courses for a living.  How many people do that?  I’m also buds with a guy who runs a local chapter of the American Lung Association … and he smokes like a chimney.  Go figure.

I’m friends with a bus driver, a porn star, a carpet installer, a court stenographer, a window dresser at Macy’s, a city councilman and an author of children’s books … among others.  The list goes on and on.

One of my friends, Milo, does quite well for himself selling men’s underwear.  In his formative younger years, he had an actual store that hocked men’s banana hammocks.  And then he discovered the internet.  Now he sells men’s skivvies by the case via the World Wide Web. 

Personally, I enjoy wearing underwear as much as the next person.  I’m a purist.  I wear black Calvin Klein or JCrew boxer briefs.  Until I met Milo – I didn’t even realize the vast array of men’s underwear available to the general public.  Most of it is brightly colored and barely contains enough material to hold anyone’s junk in place.  And who knew neon dental floss could be so expensive?  Most of Milo’s undies start at $40.

Milo is the perfect person to sell men’s dainties.  He’s got the perfect bod.  He’s a little battle tank … small, compact and muscular.  And since he has not one iota of modesty, you can often see him modeling his wares.  Truth be told — if I looked like Milo — I wouldn’t even own clothes – let alone underwear. 

Milo’s clients run the gamut from straight, married men who are having tawdry affairs to 40-something guys in the midst of mid-life crises.  The majority of Milo’s buyers are, of course, gay men who think the sun rises and sets in Milo’s shorts … uh, so to speak.

So if you’re looking to branch outside of your comfort zone and get some new undergarments, I’d suggest a visit to www.pecsnglutes.com.  That’s Milo’s store.  And if you feel good about supporting local businesses … well, there you go.  Just don’t expect a lot of, uh, “support” from Milo’s underwear … if you catch my drift.  I think they’re mainly just for show.  Or show off.