Tana Goertz

Tana Goertz was the runner-up in the third season of “The Apprentice”. And, she’s just one in a never-ending list of reality show stars I’ve bonded with over the years. But what sets Tana apart from the rest is — I thoroughly adore her. She’s wicked smart, wicked funny and can drink you under the table. It’s both impressive and appalling, really. Tana and I bonded over her commercial for, yes, The Bedazzler. She’s their official unofficial spokesperson. If truth be told, I’m actually good friends with her hubby, but I instantly realized she had star potential. Well, either that, or she was wearing a lot of bedazzled clothing that day and seemed to be her own star … an actual massive, luminous ball of plasma that is held together by its own gravity. Less I digress. You can see more of Tana at www.heytana.com!