Top 10 Reasons Why I Love Facebook!
10) If it weren’t for my Facebook account, my website would never get any new traffic. I swear, I get two or three new hits a day because I’ve got a link there. Well, that and my status update constantly reads “MICHAEL SAYS GO TO MY WEBSITE, YOU LOSERS!”
9) I’m reconnecting with people I don’t even know. Or care to know.
8) I get such a rush every time I hit “IGNORE” and “BLOCK”. It’s like crack. And don’t even get me started on deleting people … that’s even MORE fun.
7) I get to come up with pithy status updates. No one even comes close … well, except for this one dude, Mark Werner. He’s more clever than me. Bastard.
6) I have a lot of B-list celebrity friends. Edie McClurg. Ant. Um, the “Delta-Delta-Delta-Can-I-Help-Ya-Help-Ya-Help-Ya?” gal from “Saturday Night Live”. Uh, the lead singer of my fave new wave group, Romeo Void. And the list goes on and on.
5) I love it when my roommate and I are on Facebook at the same time – sitting on opposite couches in my living room. In theory, we’d never have to talk ever again. We could just sit and IM things.
4) When I comment on something, I make sure it could be taken any number of ways – to incite dialogue. For instance, my roomie posted a picture of him standing next to the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. I immediately added, “That Weinermobile makes you look fat.” Comments flew fast and furious shortly thereafter.
3) Flair. ‘Nuff said.
2) If there’s a Michael Mackie on Facebook … I’m friends with him. I’m currently friends with ten other M2s. Who know I had nearly a dozen evil twins?
1) And the #1 reason why I love Facebook? It’s the easiest way I know how to stalk people.